If there has been one theme of the 2026 FIFA World Cup so far, it has been visitors from foreign nations discovering just how awesome America is.
From German dudes discovering Waffle House in the Deep South to Japanese fans experiencing chips and salsa overload in Texas, it’s been absolutely beautiful seeing the guests of this great nation being exposed to the best parts of our culture stateside.
One country whose denizens have had a particularly enjoyable time in the United States has been Scotland.
From the moment they hopped off the plane, droves of Scots have been taking in the sights and sounds of America.
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We all know about the Scottish tourist who made his pilgrimage to the mecca of gas stations, Buc-ee’s, as well as the Airbnb bagpipe brigade, but a fellow Scotsman got the ultimate taste of freedom after he had already set foot in the stadium to watch his beloved nation start their quest for a World Cup.
As the Tartan Army (the name given to the loyal supporters of Scotland’s national soccer team) took over Boston Stadium to watch their lads lock horns with Haiti, one man was absolutely mesmerized by what he saw, but it had nothing to do with anything happening on the pitch.
What’s wrong, man? They don’t have cheerleaders in Edinburgh?
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Clearly, if they do, none of them look like the New England Patriots’ dancers.
Check out this man’s face, he looks like a kid who just walked into a toy store for the first time.
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Let’s hope the Scottish national team is more locked in on soccer than this guy is, or this will be a quick tournament for them.
Once again, it’s so nice to see things we take for granted in this country be cherished by those from far-off lands, and scantily clad women dancing in unison is definitely one of them.
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I hope they have a Twin Peaks restaurant up in Foxborough, because if they do, I doubt this guy ever goes back to the motherland again.
God bless America, am I right, folks?
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