Taylor Swift is not longer ‘hot’ after dissing Trump, but she’s finally engaged
Taylor Swift, the alt-country vocalist who hasn’t been “hot” since Donald Trump clapped back at her for embracing wokeness, got engaged this week to her washed-up NFL boyfriend, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs. Because the NFL season is about to start, we decided to put this news in context by evaluating other football wives and girlfriends (WAGs) in terms of physical attractiveness, personality, and political views. Alas, Swift, who endorsed Kamala Harris in 2024, didn’t even make the top 15. Here’s who did make the cut, in no particular order.
Christian McCaffrey’s wife (Olivia Culpo)
Josh Allen’s wife (Hailee Steinfeld)
Kyle Juszczyk’s wife (Kristin Juszczyk)
Jordan Poyer’s wife (Rachel Bush)
Russell Wilson’s wife (Ciara)
Braxton Berrios’s girlfriend (Alix Earle)
Nick Bosa’s girlfriend (Lauren Maenner)
Caleb Williams’s girlfriend (Alina Thyregod)
Brock Bowers’s girlfriend (Cameron Rose Newell)
Saquon Barkley’s girlfriend (Anna Congdon)
Jake Funk’s wife (Hannah Ann Sluss)
Zach Wilson’s wife (Nicolette Dellanno)
Roger Goodell’s wife (Jane Skinner)
Andy Reid’s wife (Tammy Reid)
Jerry Jones’s wife (Eugenia Jones)
Honorable mention (non-NFL category):
Andy Roddick’s wife (Brooklyn Decker)
Justin Verlander’s wife (Kate Upton)
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