Jasmine Crockett tried to ‘expose’ the GOP’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein. We’re CLAPPING BACK with RECEIPTS.
Jasmine Crockett, the sassy and toxically self-absorbed Democratic congresswoman from Texas, attempted to shame Republican lawmakers who have taken money from people named Jeffrey Epstein. None of the donations she mentioned came from the jet-setting pedophile Jeffrey Epstein; they were individuals who shared his name, including a Long Island neurosurgeon who is now considering donating to Crockett to give her a taste of her own medicine. Crockett leveled the accusations while defending her Democratic colleague, U.S. Virgin Islands delegate Stacey Plaskett, who actually took money from the pervert Jeffrey Epstein and even texted him during a committee hearing in 2019.
Crockett insisted she was “not attempting to mislead anybody.” She just didn’t have time to vet the information her staff handed to her after googling for 20 minutes. “I never said that it was that Jeffrey Epstein,” the congresswoman told CNN. “So my team, what they did is they googled, and that is specifically why I said ‘a Jeffrey Epstein.'” Crockett is widely regarded as one of the Democratic Party’s most talented politicians.
Guess what, fam? We’re CLAPPING BACK at Crockett with our own 20-minute Google sesh. We used the internet to uncover some DEVASTATING truths about Democrats and the evil scumbags who finance their radical anti-American agenda. We didn’t have time to check for accuracy, but we’re pretty sure it’s legit. We seek to inform, not to mislead. That’s why we brought RECEIPTS, bitch.
Here are the facts: The following people have given money to Democrats.
Jeffrey Dahmer: The perverted cannibal’s estate helps finance Democratic campaigns. What?!
Ted Bundy: The prolific serial killer routinely donates to Democratic candidates and committees via ActBlue. He died in 1989 (electric chair), but the Dems are more than willing to commit fraud on his behalf.
Richard Ramirez: The sick freak donated to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee while awaiting execution for his crimes.
Charles Manson: Cult leader, criminal, and Democratic donor.
Adolf Hitler: The führer was Feeling the Bern in 2019.
Peter Hitler: The Nazi dictator’s Midwestern scion donated to Joe Biden and other Democrats.
Nick Fuentes: Gave money to Kamala Harris’s campaign for Senate. Yikes!
Mohamed Atta: The 9/11 ringleader donated to Democrats while training to fly an airplane into the World Trade Center. Insane!
John Wilkes Booth: A man named John Booth from Richmond, Va., capital of the Confederacy, donated to Barack Obama and Sen. Mark Warner (D., Va.) in 2008. It makes sense because Lincoln was a Republican.
Robert E. Lee: Sen. Tim Kaine (D., Va.) has taken money from the former Confederate general.
Tyler Robinson: Charlie Kirk’s deranged left-wing assassin is a Democratic donor who is particularly fond of Pete Buttigieg. Awkward!
Thomas Crooks: The nonbinary furrydom enthusiast who tried to murder Donald Trump donated to the Democratic National Committee about a year before his failed assassination attempt. What did he get in return?
Rafael Cruz: The man widely believed to have escaped justice after killing former president John F. Kennedy backed Kamala Harris in 2024. Perhaps out of guilt, he also gave money to Joseph P. Kennedy II in 1998.
Brandon Raper: This pervert gave money to Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul. Gross!
Dick Sackowitz: A proud Kamala Harris supporter in 2024.
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