In stunning reversal, scandal-plagued Democrat apologizes for empathizing with terrorist
Abdul El-Sayed wants to hire a “Jewish liaison” to burnish his image with Jews who might have concerns about his antisemitic baggage. Sounds like a fun job!
The news comes after El-Sayed met with Jewish leaders over the weekend and kinda, sorta, apologized for empathizing with the local terrorist who attacked a Jewish preschool in March. “Hurt people hurt people,” El-Sayed said of Ayman Mohamad Ghazali, who rammed his truck into a synagogue and opened fire in what the FBI described as a “Hezbollah-inspired act of terrorism.”
Days earlier, El-Sayed expressed empathy for the many Dearborn residents who were “sad” about the death of Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. The U.S. Senate candidate has also palled around with Hasan Piker, not to mention an array of Islamic leaders who condone terrorist attacks on Israel and aren’t particularly fond of Jews. One local cleric who attended El-Sayed’s primary-night victory party told the Washington Free Beacon that “money people” from a “special faith” were responsible for the JFK assassination, among others.
Suffice it to say, whoever lands the exciting new Jewish liaison gig will have their work cut out for them. In the spirit of public service, civic cooperation, and interfaith harmony, the Free Beacon has identified 10 candidates who deserve an interview.
Good luck to all!
1. Morris Katz
The Fight Agency cofounder, 27, has considerable experience defending Democrats accused of antisemitism. He’s worked with Zohran Mamdani, Graham Platner, and—this is convenient—Abdul El-Sayed.
2. Hannah Einbinder
She’s Jewish, but roots for Hamas. The semi-renowned Hollywood actress loves ranting about politics in front of the camera. She shouted, “Free Palestine!” while accepting an Emmy Award in 2025. Her courageous activism was touted by the Hamas-aligned Quds News Network, which sensibly decided to blur out her disgusting bare shoulders and below-average cleavage.
3. Bernie Sanders
Another prominent Jew who hates Israel and capitalism, Sanders famously upset Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Michigan primary. He’s about to turn 85, which is roughly the same age as Ayatollah Khamenei was when he got crushed by all those bombs and broke so many hearts in Dearborn. For what it’s worth.
4. George Soros
If El-Sayed is serious about countering AIPAC’s nefarious influence, he should call in the big guns. Jewish billionaire George Soros knows how to get results. For example, no one has done more to advance the pro-crime, anti-punishment cause in America. There’s a reason they call him the GOAT. His idiot son Alex notwithstanding.
5. Anthony Weiner
A Jewish Democrat with universal name recognition? Check. Well-acquainted with controversy and personal disgrace? You bet. Looking for work? Almost definitely.
6. Elizabeth Warren, a.k.a. “Pocahontas”
Technically not Jewish, but that never stopped her before.
7. George Santos
Identifies as “Jew-ish,” which has gotta count for something. Plus, he’s eager to reestablish himself as a functioning member of society. Surely there’s some kind of tax incentive for hiring a convicted felon?
8. Graham Platner
It wouldn’t be the first time he’s pandered to liberal Jews, and this time the redemption arc would be even more inspiring. The tattoo is old news. Might even take some of the heat off Piker.
9. Tucker Carlson
Some of his best friends are Jewish. He takes family vacations to Israel. And you have the nerve to call him antisemitic? How dare you. When did asking questions become a hate crime?
10. Hasan Piker
Let the man cook. He’s perfectly capable of defending himself. What difference, at this point, does it make?
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